If a gal talks to u, she is just being nice to u
If a gal listens to ur woes, she just doesnt know how to shut you up
Gals don't like guys who cry for no-reason
Gals dont like guys who pretend that they know everything
Intelligent guys always score more than emotional guys.
Gals never fall for guys without self-respect..
Guys who are messy, have no manners or dressing sense score 0 points.
Guys who pick their ears or nose in public, who dont do their nails regularly--should be sent to jail.
Marriage is not the aim of life, it is a shortcut to death..
Don't advice others about their age, u r getting old too..act upon it..
There are only two kinda men one: who are honest, two: that are cunning...
Uttering the word "FIRE"wont burn your tongue. likewise, chanting the name of god won't wash away all your sins...
I sing, I dance, I smile, I dream, I love, I hate, I vote, I speak, I write blogs, I change FB status---I have all these rights as per the constitution. I don't have to inform anyone. Those who don't know, go back to school..
animals can't talk..humankind misuse the ability...that's the problem.
When your thoughts are clear and constant, nothing bothers you much...
Teardrops are very precious like diamonds..the lesser the merrier...
What you give is what you get!!!
The above blog is dedicated to three characters
1. One who is too intruding in others life and personal affairs. Who can carry on a one way dialogue(Read: monologue) for years..One day he would be on the Guinness ..
2.Who cries for everything, no matter how unimportant it is...feels he can trap a gal being soft--dude, get a life---coz, we see u as a gal!!
3.A shabby fella, who apparently, hadn't washed his hair for the last 20 years...or visited a salon..eeks!
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